Desperate Measures

During an operation, Stan gets sick and pukes inside of a patient. Jimbo and Barbrady argue over the rules of "Drawing Straws."

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  1. About the Episode

    Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut Episode Air Date: Just as Mephisto is about to reveal the identity of Eric Cartman's father, the genetic engineer is shot by a mysterious gunman. While the boys wait for Mephisto to regain consciousness, a blizzard hits South Park and the citizens are stranded for hours on end without food.
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    Who Shot Mephesto?

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    Just as Dr. Mephesto is about to reveal Cartman's true father, the lights go out and he's shot.
    12,332 views 1:16 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Storm Problems

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    "America's Most Wanted" begins rehearsal. At the hospital, a staff shortage and power-outage are putting the patients in danger.
    7,929 views 1:27 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Kenny's Sacrifice

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    Kenny electrocutes himself to restore power to the hospital. The cannibals eat more people, and Cartman's Mom sleeps with Bill Clinton.
    15,545 views 1:40 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Come Sail Away

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    The boys and Chef drive Dr. Mephesto to the hospital. It is revealed that Cartman can't hear Styx's "Come Sail Away" without finishing it.
    59,924 views 1:29 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    America's Most Wanted

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    "America's Most Wanted" pays the mayor a visit. They want to do a piece on the attempted murder of Mephesto.
    3,123 views 1:28 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Unplanned Parenthood

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    Cartman's Mom goes to the Unplanned Parenthood clinic to have an abortion. The only problem is, she wants to abort eight-year-old Cartman.
    7,353 views 0:58 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Holding Auditions

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    Chef and the boys get to the hospital and witness a gruesome operation. Meanwhile, auditions are held for "America's Most Wanted."
    1,520 views 1:29 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Still No Luck

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    Cartman's Mom sleeps with a Congressman to get abortion laws changed. Meanwhile, Mephesto will not regain consciousness.
    3,598 views 0:55 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Power Outage

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    The "America's Most Wanted" episode airs, but unfortunately, the blizzard cuts the power and "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" is shown instead.
    1,850 views 1:07 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Hospital Problems

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    The power-outage is causing problems in the hospital. Cartman's mom sleeps with the governor in another attempt to get her son aborted.
    1,913 views 0:45 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Desperate Times

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    The doctor enlists Chef and the boys to help out with the patients. The cast, crew, and locals are trapped inside the studio, Jimbo suggests cannibalism.
    2,675 views 1:16 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Desperate Measures

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    During an operation, Stan gets sick and pukes inside of a patient. Jimbo and Barbrady argue over the rules of "Drawing Straws."
    1,190 views 1:05 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Eat Eric Roberts

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    The doctor comes up with a plan to retrieve a backup generator, it involves Kenny doing it by himself. The "America's Most Wanted" gang agree to eat Eric Roberts.
    4,404 views 1:32 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Still Hungry

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    Kenny makes his way to the backup generator. The "America's Most Wanted" group talk about eating again.
    1,451 views 1:09 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    After the Storm

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    Mephesto recovers and reveals that his brother shoots him once a month. The cannibals are freed and ponder how they'll go on living after what they did.
    5,530 views 1:17 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Secret Revealed

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    Mephesto reveals that Cartman's Mom is a hermaphrodite, which actually makes her Cartman's father.
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