Artemis Clyde Frog

Cartman imagines he is the baddest cowboy in the West, out to kill the president and Selma Hayak.

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  1. About the Episode

    Cat Orgy Episode Air Date: It's the night of the big meteor shower and all the adults are gathering at Mr. Mackey's house to watch. While babysitting Cartman, Shelly Marsh invites her boyfriend over, who in turn invites his band over to practice at the house. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat is in heat and searches the entire town of South park for a way to scratch her itch.
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    Stupid Turd

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Mrs. Cartman hires Shelly to babysit Eric. Kitty is in heat and Shelly's boyfriend is on the way.
    18,189 views 2:37 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Turd Tricks

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Shelly fools Cartman into thinking his mom got killed in a car accident to get him out of his room, while Skyler's band sings their song about Shelly.
    8,596 views 2:23 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    TURDS!

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Shelly tries out her new song with Skyler's Band. When they don't like it, Skyler throws them out. Kitty's desperate and tries to get it on with a fat cat.
    9,326 views 2:20 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Artemis Clyde Frog

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Cartman imagines he is the baddest cowboy in the West, out to kill the president and Selma Hayak.
    31,095 views 00:01:16 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    He's 22

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Shelly's older boyfriend shows up at the Cartman house and gives Eric a turd wedgie. Kitty gets aroused by Wild Animal World.
    5,439 views 00:01:56 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Richard the Turd

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Cartman's night gets worse as Shelly and her 22-year-old boyfriend make out in the kitchen, and Kitty yearns for a tomcat.
    3,574 views 1:11 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Polaroid

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Cartman snaps a Polaroid of Shelly and Skyler making out so he can show his mom, but Shelly has three more hours to get revenge.
    5,167 views 1:11 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Band Practice

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Cartman tries to get Kitty to carry a picture of the kissing teens to his mom, hoping she'll come home and save him. Skyler invites his band over for practice.
    2,128 views 1:13 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Get Your Turd Coat

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Shelly and her boyfriend want to lock Cartman in his room and go watch the meteor shower, but Cartman cunningly convinces Shelly to let him come too.
    1,451 views 1:08 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Because I'm 12

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Cartman gets some dirt on Shelly and Skyler on his Speak and Record Bear. Skyler ditches Shelly when she won't put out, while Kitty puts out for any cat that'll have her.
    3,723 views 00:01:08 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Cowboy Up

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Shelly's broken up over Skyler. Cartman feels bad and - with the help of Artemis Clyde Frog - offers to help her get him back.
    6,200 views 1:03 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Cat Sex

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    When Kitty comes home to an empty house, she invites all her tomcat friends over for a kitty party. Cartman and Shelly plan to get Skyler back.
    55,771 views 00:00:53 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    King Turd

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Cartman lures Skyler out of his house with his impression of a naked Selma Hayak on his Speak and Record Bear. Shelly trashes his guitar and leaves him a special message.
    2,633 views 1:00 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Catnip

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    Cartman and Shelly come home to a wild cat orgy. Skyler shows up and gets doused in catnip and the horny cats attack.
    7,589 views 00:01:24 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    A Song For Turds

    Season 3
    Cat Orgy
    While babysitting Cartman, Shelly invites her boyfriend and his band to come over. The resulting song is Turd-tastic.
    9,553 views 00:01:23 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist