Giant Douches, Me and You!

Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.

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  1. About the Episode

    Douche and Turd Episode Air Date: PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot so the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
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    A Parody Slant to the Satire

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
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    Vote or Die

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    When Stan reveals that he thinks the election is stupid, Puff Daddy shows up and threatens that if he doesn't vote he's gonna die.
    169,807 views 00:02:12 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Kill Me

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    PETA finds Stan in the woods but they care more about the horse. If he wants to coexist with the animals on their compound, he'll need permission from their leader.
    25,726 views 00:02:51 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Pep Rally With PETA

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally in protest of their use of a cow as the school mascot.
    9,132 views 00:01:09 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Mascot Nominations

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Mr. Garrison passes out new mascot selection sheets and a PETA protestor protests in the classroom.
    6,081 views 00:01:10 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Giant Douches, Me and You!

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
    30,845 views 00:02:01 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Cartman's Butterscotch Candy

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
    4,204 views 00:01:05 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Banishment

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    When Stan refuses to vote, Principal Victoria is left with no other option but to give him the worst possible punishment.
    2,449 views 00:01:52 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    On a Horse With a Bucket on His Head

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Stan is banished from South Park on a horse with a bucket on his head.
    4,769 views 00:01:31 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Debate 2004

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
    84,914 views 00:01:28 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Puff Daddy Kills PETA

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Stan doesn't quite fit in at PETA then Puff Daddy and his posse get violent after a PETA member splashes blood on Puffy's fur coat.
    23,269 views 00:01:39 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
    29,770 views 00:01:41 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    P. Diddy's Ditty

    Season 8
    Douche and Turd
    Diddy tells Stan he better Vote or Die. Seriously, he's gonna bust a cap in his ass.
    64,857 views 00:01:15 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist