South Park Episode Player - Cartman Joins NAMBLA

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  Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
  
  Original Air Date: 04.12.00
  
  Cartman is pursued by the FBI for committing a hate crime and lands in juvenile hall. As Cartman adjusts to life on the inside, he befriends his cellmate, "Romper Stomper". Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny try to break Cartman out of prison so he can be their team's anchor in the kid's "Gauntlet Sled Race".
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  The Tooth Fairy Tats
  
  Original Air Date: 04.05.00
  
  When Cartman discovers the Tooth Fairy is paying a premium price for his lost teeth, he and the boys seize the opportunity to make some cash. Our little entrepreneurs build a thriving business by appropriating teeth from the less fortunate. When the boys attempt to expand their racket, they come face-to-face with Denver's mob boss in the black-market tooth trade. Keep your eyes open for the first appearance of Timmy!
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  Quintuplets
  
  Original Air Date: 04.26.00
  
  The boys are so impressed with a performance of 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania, Cartman decides to develop an act of his own. The quintuplets defect to the United States and when they seek shelter with Stan's family, their father is brought in by the Romanian government to demand his daughters back. Before long, it's Janet Reno to the rescue!
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  Timmy 2000
  
  Original Air Date: 04.19.00
  
  When Timmy is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, it triggers a wave of prescription drug abuse at South Park Elementary. The result is a strangely passive, overly medicated group of children. Meanwhile Timmy becomes the new lead singer for a garage band called, "The Lords of the Underworld" and propels them to overnight success.
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  Pip
  
  Original Air Date: 11.29.00
  
  This is the story of Pip's origin. Pip gets a job at the Havisham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered the opportunity to become a gentleman he goes to London only to discover that Miss Havisham plans to break his heart. Her plan is to use Pip's tears to power her Genesis device that will allow her to gain revenge on all men.
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  Cartman Joins NAMBLA
  
  Original Air Date: 06.21.00
  
  Cartman decides to seek the friendship of older men. Using the Internet, he makes a connection with men who love to hang out with little boys. An organization called NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association) holds a meeting in South Park, and Cartman becomes their poster child. The boys learn how much an adult can really love a child.
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  Cherokee Hair Tampons
  
  Original Air Date: 06.28.00
  
  Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is a discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman gladly offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of $10 million dollars. Stan, depressed about the inevitable loss of his best friend decides to take matters into his own hands and get Cartman's kidney for Kyle.
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  Chef Goes Nanners
  
  Original Air Date: 07.05.00
  
  Chef's passionate protest declaring the South Park flag racist enflames the entire town. The kids separate into two opposing camps and prepare to debate the issue. Stan and Kyle champion the current flag while Wendy and Cartman head up the side for a new flag. Wendy finds herself strangely attracted to Cartman.
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  Something You Can Do With Your Finger
  
  Original Air Date: 07.12.00
  
  "Fingerbang" is the newest boy band starring all the boys and it's also Cartman's latest scheme to make a million dollars. The group lands a gig at the mall but Mr. Marsh is dead set against Stan's participation in any boy band for-- dark reasons. One more problem: the boys need a fifth member to achieve boy band greatness. When they can't find another guy to join their foursome, they settle for Wendy. Stan's dad ends up agreeing to let his son play. Stan arrives and the...
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  Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
  
  Original Air Date: 07.19.00
  
  The boys attend church and the priest puts the fear of hell in them. They learn they must go to Sunday school and confess their sins. The boys are worried about Timmy; after all, the only thing he can say is his name. Feeling the need to confess, they go to the priest and find him in a compromising position. They decide to save themselves.
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  Probably
  
  Original Air Date: 07.26.00
  
  Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn't killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, which is pretty much the same as Hell. Satan, in his time of crisis, turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered as a fraud and is sent to Mexico as punishment.
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  Fourth Grade
  
  Original Air Date: 11.08.00
  
  Playtime is over when the boys enter fourth grade. Missing the carefree days of third grade, they come up with a daring and scientifically complicated plan to travel back in time a full year, with the help of Timmy and his electronic wheelchair. Meanwhile, their new teacher, Mrs. Choksondik, seeks advice on how to handle her class from their old teacher. She finds Mr. Garrison living in a cave facing down his own demons.
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  Trapper Keeper
  
  Original Air Date: 11.15.00
  
  Cartman gets a new Trapper Keeper Futura 2000 that blows Kyle's Trapper Keeper out of the water. When he finally stops bragging, a stranger informs him that it will eventually fuse with other computers into a powerful super being, take over the world and destroy humankind if they don't destroy it first. Cartman refuses to accept that he must live without his Trapper Keeper and becomes infused with the high tech folder. Kyle must do anything he can to separate the two and...
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  Helen Keller! The Musical
  
  Original Air Date: 11.22.00
  
  The boys are doing their version of the Miracle Worker as a musical spectacular for the Thanksgiving Day Festival. When Butters informs them that the Kindergarteners show is a magnificent sight to behold, complete with fancy costumes and pyrotechnics, the fourth graders go through a lot of pain to make sure they beat the tiny tots'show. Timmy stars as Helen Keller and gets a new friend to play with.
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  Fat Camp
  
  Original Air Date: 12.06.00
  
  Our favorite big boned boy is going to Fat Camp! Cartman's family and friends have intervened and are forcing him to trim down. While Cartman's away, Kenny's star is on the rise when he gets his own reality TV show. He stages a stunt for the finale where he spends six hours in Ms. Crabtree's uterus.
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  The Wacky Molestation Adventure
  
  Original Air Date: 12.13.00
  
  To get back at his parents for not letting him go to a concert, Kyle tells the police that his parents molested him. Soon, all the kids catch on and do the same. The whole town is free of adults and divided into two rival cities. A couple's car breaks down in one of the cities and they are exposed to some very strange changes.
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  A Very Crappy Christmas
  
  Original Air Date: 12.20.00
  
  Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nuggets. He tells them that no one is into Christmas anymore. They all decide to try and spread some Christmas cheer. Their effort fails and the boys decide to create an animated special of their own.
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