South Park Episode Player - Cartman's Incredible Gift

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  Good Times with Weapons
  
  Original Air Date: 03.17.04
  
  South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.
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  AWESOM-O
  
  Original Air Date: 04.14.04
  
  Cartman dresses up like a robot named AWESOM-O and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the U.S. Army believes AWESOM-O is a new secret weapon and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.
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  Up the Down Steroid
  
  Original Air Date: 03.24.04
  
  Jimmy is in training for the upcoming Special Olympics and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman decides that he can easily take first place against Jimmy if he can just convince the qualifying committee that he's handicapped.
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  The Passion of the Jew
  
  Original Air Date: 03.31.04
  
  Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie "The Passion of the Christ" and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along. After Stan and Kenny see the film, they angrily pursue Mel Gibson to get their money back.
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  You Got F'd in the A
  
  Original Air Date: 04.07.04
  
  Stan has been challenged to a dance-off and it's up to him to put together a team of South Park's best dancers to compete against a troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan. He hasn't been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.
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  Goobacks
  
  Original Air Date: 04.28.04
  
  Humans from the year 3045 are traveling to South Park through a recently discovered time portal and are looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time-traveling immigrants are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, causing the boys to lose their jobs.
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  The Jeffersons
  
  Original Air Date: 04.21.04
  
  All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson" and his home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him best. Meanwhile, the local police resent "Mr. Jefferson" for being black and wealthy and decide to bring him down.
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  Douche and Turd
  
  Original Air Date: 10.27.04
  
  PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot so the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman's nominee, a turd sandwich.
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  Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
  
  Original Air Date: 11.03.04
  
  The Main Street of South Park starts looking like a ghost town when a giant Wall Mart lures all the townspeople to its newest store with all of its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes possessed by the power of Wall Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
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  Pre-School
  
  Original Air Date: 11.10.04
  
  For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the boys is getting out of Juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
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  Quest for Ratings
  
  Original Air Date: 11.17.04
  
  The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.
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  Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
  
  Original Air Date: 12.01.04
  
  The fourth grade girls idolize the rich, famous, spoiled socialite, Paris Hilton. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and a losable cell phone. Disturbed by the corruptive influence the trashy celebrity has on all little girls, one of the town's favorite citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
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  Cartman's Incredible Gift
  
  Original Air Date: 12.08.04
  
  After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help... for a price. In the meantime, a group of "licensed" psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.
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  Woodland Critter Christmas
  
  Original Air Date: 12.15.04
  
  Stan is approached by a group of adorable woodland critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve Satan.
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