Characters
This section contains information about all of the South Park characters with a link to their downloads.
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Eric Cartman Cartman is the fat, self-centered asshole in the group, often concocting schemes to make money and/or procure Colonel's chicken. He absolutely hates Kyle, despises hippies, and can't stand Family Guy. But he does have a soft spot for Mel Gibson, his stuffed animal Clyde Frog, and cats (especially his own cat, Mr. Kitty).
After years of trying to discover who his real father is, he recently found out that he's the illegitimate son of Jack Tenorman, making Scott Tenorman his half-brother...and making him largely responsible for killing his own parents.
Cartman also moonlights as the infamous superhero The Coon. He originally joined forces with the boys to form Coon and Friends, but when they all turned against him, he teamed up with the Dark Lord Cthulhu.
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Kyle Broflovski Kyle is Stan's best friend. When stuff gets crazy in South Park, he usually is the most sympathetic and, along with Stan, provides the voice of reason. He's also Jewish, a trait which Cartman (his rival) loves to rip on him for.
Kyle enjoys basketball and briefly got a "negroplasty" so that he could play on the varsity squad. He has a little brother named Ike and at Christmas, often plays with his friend Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.
When he's not playing basketball or dreidel, he's teaming up with his friends to form Coon and Friends. His secret identity: The Human Kite.
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Stan Marsh Stan is your average, American 4th grader living in a pretty f*cked up town. When crazy things happen in South Park, he and Kyle often provide the voice of reason and help to fix the problem.
He briefly was the head of Scientology, the coach of a Pee Wee hockey squad, and is great pals with the Super Best Friends.
Stan has a sister named Shelly, a gay dog named "Sparky", and was crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger. They broke up for a while but have since patched things up.
Although he may seem like a normal 4th grader, Stan doubles as the superhero "Toolshed", a lead member of Coon and Friends.
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Kenny McCormick Kenny is poor kid in the group, often eating canned food and frozen waffles for dinner. He also tends to die quite a bit, being killed in innumerable ways during the first 5 seasons. Although his speech is muffled under that orange hoodie, he is the most sexually knowledgeable of the boys and often professes his love for titties.
His soul was briefly trapped in Cartman's body before it returned back to earth. He also briefly dated a 5th grader, Tammy Warner, before he died of syphilis.
Unlike most of his classmates, Kenny DOES posses a special power: He can't die. But he uses this power for good, keeping watch over South Park as the illusive superhero Mysterion.
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Butters Butters is in class with Stan, Cartman, and Kenny. When Kenny died for good in season five, Butters became their new best friend. Unfortunately when his use as a friend didn't meet up to their standards, Butters gets fired as the new best friend, and loses his mind creating Professor Chaos.
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Baahir Baahir (full name Baahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem) is a new student that joins the boys' 4th grade class in "The Snuke." However he's soon suspected of being a radical terrorist, and finds himself in the middle of an explosive situation.
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Bebe Bebe is Wendy's best friend. She thinks Kyle has a sweet ass. Wendy tells her about her secret attraction to Cartman.
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Bradley Bradley was Butters' roommate and accountabilibuddy at Camp New Grace, a religious camp for correcting gay children. Bradley shows indications of "like-liking" Butters, although he tries hard to fight off these "bad thoughts
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Bridon When the "High School Musical" craze takes over South Park Elementary, Bridon Gueermo leads the pack. He's just a third grader, but he can sing and dance better than anyone. He's seen "High School Musical 3" over 100 times, which makes him a huge favorite among the girls.
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Clyde Donovan Clyde is a fellow 4th grader in the boys' class. He's the fattest kid next to Cartman, who he ironically has expressed a very strong disdain for.
He has a pet guinea pig named Stripe, had a colostomy at the age of 5, and according to rumor, he only has one testicle.
In the episode "The List", he was voted number one on the girls' list of cutest boys in class. It was eventually revealed that the girls voted for Clyde so they could go out with him and get free shoes since his father owns a shoe store at the mall.
Joining forces with Coon and Friends, Clyde also doubles as the superhero "Mosquito". His bold ideas and lemon bar recipes have helped countless in need.
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Craig Craig goes to school with the four boys. He's constantly flipping people off. Craig was trained once to be a Sumo Wrestler by Cartman. The kids were bored and wanted to see him and Tweek get in a fight to see who would win. After a short stint at producing a TV show, one of his teachers requested he have his testicles removed surgically.
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Damien He is the son of the Devil. He comes from Hell to challenge Jesus to a fight with his father, Satan. Everyone at South Park Elementary makes fun of him and calls him "Fartbo
