Character Guide

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Mrs. Choksondik
Miss Choksondik was the boys' 4th grade teacher. For some reason, she refused to wear a bra, often causing stray kittens to linger around her massive sagging boobs. The boys' hated her, mostly because she actually tried to teach them, and called her "Miss Makes-Me-Sick" and "Miss Chokes-on-Rocks." Although she outwardly opposed men and intercourse during her sex education classes, she had a passionate love affair with Mr. Mackey. Unfortunately, she died soon after ("Professor Chaos"/"Simpsons Already Did It"). The police found Mr. Mackey's semen in her stomach, but that isn't what killed her. To date, her cause of death is still unknown...
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Acceptable Forms of Shit

Season 5: It Hits the Fan
Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the class
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Spirit of Commercialism

Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas
The animated Christmas special brings back holiday cheer and the spirit of buying lots of stuff.
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Tree of Insight

Season 4: Fourth Grade
Miss Choksondik and Garrison both come face to face with their inner selves.
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DAMN YOU SPIRIT!

Season 4: Fourth Grade
Garrison faces off with the spirit of his gay self.
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Manatees

Season 4: Fat Camp
The boys begin dissecting manatees in class.
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The Denver Shelter Aquarium

Season 4: Fat Camp
The boys' manatees were not intended for dissection after all.
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A God Among Sea-Men

Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It
The Sea People build their civilization and worship Cartman.
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Tweek You Might Have to Take The Fall

Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It
The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."