Character Guide

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Mrs. Choksondik
Miss Choksondik was the boys' 4th grade teacher. For some reason, she refused to wear a bra, often causing stray kittens to linger around her massive sagging boobs. The boys' hated her, mostly because she actually tried to teach them, and called her "Miss Makes-Me-Sick" and "Miss Chokes-on-Rocks." Although she outwardly opposed men and intercourse during her sex education classes, she had a passionate love affair with Mr. Mackey. Unfortunately, she died soon after ("Professor Chaos"/"Simpsons Already Did It"). The police found Mr. Mackey's semen in her stomach, but that isn't what killed her. To date, her cause of death is still unknown...
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Meet Mr. Slave

Season 6: The Death Camp of Tolerance
Mr. Garrison has a new teachers assistant, Mr. Slave.
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Slaughter House

Season 6: Fun with Veal
The boys feel they need to save the veal cows.
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Tweek You Might Have to Take The Fall

Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It
The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."
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Hammertime

Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It
The boys are almost caught in the morgue trying to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik.
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A God Among Sea-Men

Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It
The Sea People build their civilization and worship Cartman.
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Incredible Living Sea-People

Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It
Disappointed that the Sea People are brine shrimp, the boys feed them to Mrs. Choksondik.
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Chaos in Class

Season 6: Professor Chaos
Professor Chaos strikes in class.
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Questions Answered

Season 6: Professor Chaos
The show ends with a cliffhanger, that reveals all the answers.
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Kenny's Sick

Season 5: Kenny Dies
Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.