Character Guide

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Mrs. Choksondik
Miss Choksondik was the boys' 4th grade teacher. For some reason, she refused to wear a bra, often causing stray kittens to linger around her massive sagging boobs. The boys' hated her, mostly because she actually tried to teach them, and called her "Miss Makes-Me-Sick" and "Miss Chokes-on-Rocks." Although she outwardly opposed men and intercourse during her sex education classes, she had a passionate love affair with Mr. Mackey. Unfortunately, she died soon after ("Professor Chaos"/"Simpsons Already Did It"). The police found Mr. Mackey's semen in her stomach, but that isn't what killed her. To date, her cause of death is still unknown...
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Earth Day Brainwashing Festival

Season 5: Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
Kyle makes up a reason for the boys to be able to attend the Terrance and Phillip show in Denver.
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Do You Touch Yourself?

Season 5: Proper Condom Use
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have sex.
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Slaughter House

Season 6: Fun with Veal
The boys feel they need to save the veal cows.
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Chaos in Class

Season 6: Professor Chaos
Professor Chaos strikes in class.
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Incredible Living Sea-People

Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It
Disappointed that the Sea People are brine shrimp, the boys feed them to Mrs. Choksondik.
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Acceptable Forms of Shit

Season 5: It Hits the Fan
Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the class
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Concentration Camp

Season 5: The Entity
Cartman can't make it through class without ripping on Cousin Kyle.
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DAMN YOU SPIRIT!

Season 4: Fourth Grade
Garrison faces off with the spirit of his gay self.