Episode Guide

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  1. Play Clip 01:49

    Super School News

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.

    Tags: Cartman , Stan , Kyle , Kenny , Butters , Jimmy , token , Token Black , Sigourney Weaver , Rick Cartman , Super School News

  2. Play Clip 01:32

    4 Rating

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.

    Tags: Cartman , Stan , Kyle , Butters , Jimmy , Craig , token , south park elementary , Media , Students

  3. Play Clip 01:47

    Crab People

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.

    Tags: Cartman , Stan , Kyle , Butters , Jimmy , token , Media , Crab People

  4. Play Clip 01:18

    Trip Balls

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys buy cold medicine.

    Tags: Cartman , Stan , Kyle , Butters , Jimmy , token , Mr. Slave , Drugs , Mr. Garrison , Media

  5. Play Clip 01:51

    Tigger Yum Yum

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    "Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.

    Tags: Cartman , Stan , Kyle , Butters , Jimmy , token , principal victoria , Drugs , south park elementary , Media , Sexy Action School News , SASN

  6. Play Clip 01:17

    Dude, Bail?

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys' news show gets incredible ratings.

    Tags: Cartman , Stan , Kyle , Butters , Jimmy , Craig , token , Drugs , south park elementary , Media , testicles , Mr. Meryl

  7. Play Clip 01:38

    Sexy Action School News Team

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys overhaul their news program.

    Tags: Cartman , Stan , Kyle , Butters , Jimmy , Craig , token , Media , Action , Sexy Action News Team , Sexy

  8. Play Clip 01:25

    Panda Bear Madness Minute

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    A new Sexy Action News show debuts.

    Tags: Cartman , Stan , Kyle , Butters , Jimmy , Craig , token , Sexy Action News Team , Raisins Girls , Panda Bear Madness Minute

  9. Play Clip 01:35

    Who's Got Skid Marks Monday

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    Jimmy stands up for real journalism.

    Tags: Cartman , Stan , Kyle , Butters , Jimmy , token , Dick Cheney , Sexy Action News Team , Global Warning , Cheerleading Pie Eating , Skid Marks Monday

  10. Play Clip 01:56

    I Feel Bowling Ball-ish

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    The boys drink cough syrup.

    Tags: Cartman , Stan , Kyle , Butters , Jimmy , token , Drugs , Media , Cough Syrup

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