Episode
Guide
The episode guide provides a brief description of each South Park episode, with links to downloads for the episode and any guest stars who may have appeared on the program.
Season:
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Episode: 701
I'm a Little Bit Country
2003-09-04
The boys join some anti-war protesters because it's a free pass out of school for the day.
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Episode: 702
Krazy Kripples
2003-26-03
Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the "Crips".
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Episode: 703
Toilet Paper
2003-02-04
Cartman convinces the boys to "toilet paper" their teacher's house, but Kyle is overwhelmed with guilt.
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Episode: 704
Cancelled
2003-19-03
Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.
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Episode: 705
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
2003-16-04
One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.
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Episode: 706
Lil' Crime Stoppers
2003-23-04
After they return a missing doll to a little girl, the police department recognizes the boys' efforts and officially names them, "junior deputies."
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Episode: 707
Red Man's Greed
2003-30-04
The citizens of South Park are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway after owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino acquire the town.
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Episode: 708
South Park Is Gay
2003-22-10
The town of South Park celebrates the new, hip metro-sexual craze.
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Episode: 709
Christian Rock Hard
2003-29-10
When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus.
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Episode: 710
Grey Dawn
2003-05-11
With South Park's senior citizens behind the wheel, more than a few farmer's markets have been mowed down. Unwilling to surrender their driver's licenses, the elderly fight back.
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Episode: 711
Casa Bonita
2003-12-11
Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing".
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Episode: 712
All About the Mormons?
2003-19-11
A Mormon kid moves to South Park and it's up to Stan to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are.
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Episode: 713
Butt Out
2003-03-12
After singing and dancing representatives from an anti-smoking campaign rap about the dangers of smoking, the kids at South Park Elementary realize how cool it really is and take up the habit.
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Episode: 714
Raisins
2003-10-12
After Wendy breaks up with Stan the boys take him to "Raisins", a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.
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Episode: 715
It's Christmas in Canada
2003-17-12
The town decides to cancel Christmas and take up a collection when Ike's Canadian birth parents show up unexpectedly and want their baby back.